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zohbugg:

This movie was gold.

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poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

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americanexpress:

Because every day deserves a little something sweet.

In honor of National Cheesecake Day, on 7/30 and 7/31 you can get any slice at half price at The Cheesecake Factory!*

*One slice per guest.  Dine-in only.  Offer valid in US and Puerto Rico.

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