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benchariot:

slendertroll:

benchariot:

yes there are straight men on tumblr

there are some that would be happy to be sexually involved with you and some that are happy just being friends

if you can’t find them then maybe you aren’t looking very hard

no there are literally no straight men on tumblr

if u are on tumblr u r gay

sorry u like dicks now

please head to the office downtown and pick up your id card and glitter

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arright i’ll be back

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wow i could go for some dick about now

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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the-pietriarchy:

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musicnerdery:

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a-crosstown:

New Slaves

This is so disgusting omg

it really is.

fucking wow

This is so sad

yall making too much of a deal of this who cares 

Yeah sure, who cares.
Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves.
Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?

this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity

in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions

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saddeer:

tamaratunie:

me as hell

everyone should watch this every day

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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whitedad:

*gets down on one knee* i still cant believe u dont know how to tie your own fucking shoes

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zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

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